Tennessee Tainted

Race:  Nurgle
Coach:  Brunificus

Tennessee Tainted team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 4th, 2018
Tennessee Triumphant
Tennessee have beaten the brash upstarts DKoK. In what some have described as act of pure bravery and others a sure sign of early onset Alzheimer's, Coach Rex chose to send DKoK out for overtime against Tennessee after one of the most brutal games in all of WAFFL's history. DKoK were down to 5 players ( 2 Blizters, 2 Goblins and a Troll) with a Ko'ed Black Orc in the apothocary. Tennessee had 7 (their Rotspwan, 2 Bloaters, and 4 Pestigors) with 2 Pestigors KO'ed as well.

After the shocking decision to play OT was made, none of the KO'ed came back for either team and Tennessee won the toss and unsurprisingly chose to recieve. Whilst DKoK tried to put a some kind of defence, they were quickly overwhelmed and Tainted ran in the TD for the win.

Coach Rex has been MIA since the loss and fears for his safety abound, Tennessee management suggested that officials check the spore of DKoK players as they had heard rumours of Orc's eating each other in times of stress.

With 1 more win Tennessee will equalise Man-Terror Raiders 9 game winning streak, but they come up against stiff opposition from the revitalised Grudgebearers, this is no sure thing. 2 of the bashier teams in the divison head to head should make for a fantastic game.
- Brunificus
Feb. 18th, 2018
Terrorific Tainted
Tennessee have had their best win ever, with a 3 nil whitewashing of Dark Web Lurkers. Star player Epidemius running all 3 TD's in a game which he was unlucky not to win Beast of the Match. Tennessee were just as nasty in the bash department 4-3 with 2 of the 4 being kills, an unknown rookie journeyman and Ogre Phark Yaal-Upp. Its wasn't all one way traffic unfortunately for the Tainted with Cor’bax Utterblight suffering a serious injury and will be out for at least round 4, possibly longer with Tennessee managements brutal style.

Up next for Tennessee is the overrated and under performing DKoK, who despite being talked up pre-season, by those both short of sight and stature. Having thus far failed to perform, and being described in some parts as the wet noodles of WCL 3, both limp and flaccid. DKoK have been held scoreless againts both The Flying Frenchmen and Emerald Dragons, and then barely scraping past the Grudgebearers, but who stomped a mud hole in DKoK then walked it dry.

The Tainted plan to give DKoK a thorough pounding and show themwhat real championship teams look like, and supply the team with some more footage for DKoK's WCL3 movie with the running title of "2 Seasons No Cups".
- Brunificus
Jan. 28th, 2018
Tennessee Tarnished ?
Tennessee Tainted have scored another win, but but has some off the gloss (or perhaps it was glistening slime) come off the reigning champs.

The Tainted won 1-0 and despite scoring early after turning Kenzintun over in the pouring rain of the first drive and scoring, then nearly doing it again before the end of the 1st half. After receiving in the 2nd half and doing a solid drive up the pitch, star player for Tennessee Epidemius slipped over in the end zone, and after some some sloppy play from Tennessee which gave an opening Kenzintun nearly took advantage of. Tennessee's redoubtable defence held up and kept the opponents scoreless for the second time in a row.

Tennessee officials complained they suspected some kind of off the books sponsorship deal from Orcidias , as Kenzintun's armour held up surprisingly well to the usually punishing brutality of Tennessee.

Up next for Tennessee is some mystery opponent, who seems to have a beefy front row, thankfully Tennessee have welcomed 2 new players to the line up. A Rotspawn know as Mr Cuddles who according to Tainted officials just wants to "Hug them and pet them, and squeeze them and love them, and for some reason call them George" Time will tell if this new acquisition works out for Tennessee.
- Brunificus
Jan. 22nd, 2018 - old news
The Champs off to a great start
Tennessee Tainted have kicked off season 3 of the WCL with a perfect start, beating Sex Panthers 2-0 and putting a stomping to the Amazonian upstarts 5 casualties to 2. The redoubtable defence of Tennessee held up against Sex Panther keeping a clean sheet, and doing what premiership contenders should do win. Unlike other so called title contenders, who shall remain unnamed, as the do enough self promotion.

Next up for the Tainted is Kenzintun Valkireez, an Orcish team coached by a Dawi who seems to want to commit self flagellation. After a bad season 2, he fired the last team, and rehired a new team. And we all know that doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is a sign of madness. So maybe Head Coach Frosthammer will be taking the Slayers oath soon.
- Brunificus
Tournaments played:
W.C.L., WCL: Season 2
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
Championship: WCL: Season 2
WCL: W.C.L., WCL: Season 2



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