Mighty Morking Rangers

Race:	Orc
Coach:	JohnEcoswhynot

Description

Go Go Morking Rangers!
The fate of the world is lyin' in their hands!

Bulletin board from the coach
Feb. 22nd, 2025
Rangers: OG orange "Who dem Orange Zoggerz? Bunch of scummy bongos dem arz. We da OG orange teamz an'd gettin da orange silverzz-waaagh to prove it. We rangas bleed orange!" Quotes from Head Couch Alffie Da Alf-Slaya answering questions at the pre-presentation NBBBL press conference. Eariler, Alf-Slaya claimed he deliberately intended and steered the team to third place in NBBBL01 because bronze is closer to the colour of orange compared to gold to silver. Team management will be holding an emergency board meeting later today to consider sacking Alf-Slaya in light of these bold statements. If the old git retains the job next season expect the Rangers to be a more focused outfit and revitalise with (hopefully) new crumpping techniques
- JohnEcoswhynot