Da Klan of Kliffhangahz

Race:  Orc
Coach:  Brookesy
DKOK are in panic stations!

Where is Coach Rex?!

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Mar. 5th, 2018
A great beast arrived in DKOK land, carried upon wings of fire and death, a magnificent scythe clasped in its hands. All who saw Him immediately fell to their knees. He was changed, He was different, He was divine.

There was no mistaking it, Coach Rex had returned.

“My people, I knew that our troubles did not end with the WAFFL or even the WAFFL commissioners. Nay, they were small fish in this equation. The real problem was much higher. The real problem was Nuffle himself! He has interfered with our every move, our every block, pass and play, and then spread lies and deceit among the ranks of other coaches. Coaches who are blind but for my light. I hope they have not fallen in my absence…

But fear not for I have accomplished what many deemed impossible. I return not as Coach Rex, but now, GODSLAYER REX for I have slain Nuffl!

It was a cataclysmic battle, a test of cunning and might, brutality and brains! Lightening flashed and thunder crashed and atop the highest peak of the tallest mountain we fought. Nine days it lasted! But lo I prevailed, striking Nuffle down from the mountaintop and sending Him plummeting to his doom!

Make no mistake, by the time this season is over, all shall kneel to Godslayer Rex and my mighty champions!”
- Brookesy
Mar. 1st, 2018 - old news
Tensions are running high in DOOK land as concerns mount over Coach Rex. His trusted assistant Frederick Whitt, or "F-Wit" for short, has assumed command until the fate of Coach Rex is confirmed.

Rumours abound that he has absconded, tanked the season and left with a hefty bribe. F-Wit makes no comment at this stage but it is ominous that the world is falling into turmoil with rising seas and exploding volcanoes abound. If there was to be a signal of bad times, this is it.

Where are you Coach Rex?
- Brookesy
Feb. 27th, 2018 - old news
Missing for 12 hours without an update, DKOK fans knew something was wrong.

He was last seen defecating on a shrine to Nuffle in the early hours of the morning. The shrine was later found ablaze but Coach Rex's body was not recovered.

Is this the end of Waffl's greatest coach, philanthropist and all round good guy?

The search continues.
- Brookesy
Feb. 23rd, 2018 - old news
Reporting live from the training camp, Coach Rex is addressing the players about the upcoming match. The Tainted have made some startling accusations, some have rattled the players to the bone.

Now Coach Rex knows he has to perk them up and get them ready for a magnificent match.

"Good morning. In less than an four days, players from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the most vicious bloodbowl drive in this history of orckind.

Orckind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that the day is the 27th of February and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 27th of February will no longer be known as an Orc holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Smash Ten Tainted Face Day!"

And it seems to have had the intended effect. Murder rates in DKOK camp have just quadrupled and a bit of cannibalism to boot. Hate to see what happens when they are playing the actual opposition.

The WCL Commissioner Group would like to inform all fans and customers of WAFFL that DKOK have been officially sanctioned for distribution of FAKE NEWS!
- Brookesy
Tournaments played:
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
2nd place: W.C.L.



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