Da Klan of Kliffhangahz

Race:  Orc
Coach:  Brookesy

1. Coach "Rex" Brookesy is boss. Da only boss.

2. If dem squishies be standing, kill 'em.

3. If dem squishies not standing, kill 'em sneaky like, with your boot...

4. When bribing, be charming like and say "Oi - howz 'bout I break all yur teef?"

5. The spiky round fing is a b-a-l-l. Dunna worry 'bout it, it's a cunnin' Elf plan to make yoo not be squishin.

6. Hit Snortrokk with da finkin stikk if he starts eatin' stones, grots n stuff.

7. If yoo gets hurt n aren't smart nuff to die, off to da Hut for ya!

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Feb. 17th, 2018 - NEW !!!
Of Mice and Men
Coach Rex exhaled a sigh of relief.

The final siren had sounded, and it had happened. It was a long time coming mind you but for some reason the last three matches had played on his mind. The usually docile WAFFL populace was well, less docile.

This was the first time on record Coach Rex had to execute three players on the pitch first half for disciplinary reasons (what do you mean the orange haired mistake for a halfling is punching you!).

Sherpa Sherpa had refused to die, although he also refused to do anything else after this point making Coach Rex wonder if he should put him down again. Maybe the next incarnation of him will have just a smudge of Coach Rex's own genius. Food for thought...

Still there could be no doubting it, no more slander from the Stinky Dwarf (a disreputable cretin anyway) and Nuffle to endorse their brazen abilities with a triple blessing of strength.

Finally DKOK had secured the longest winning streak of all time, this being the 75th successive victory in WAFFL and 12th title match.
- Brookesy
Feb. 3rd, 2018
A deluxe banquet was prepared on the pitch for Coach Rex. That there was a game being played was news to all. In fact, the very notion of picking up the ball was abhorrent to the Orcs as they tend limb from bloody limb.

"Let the frogs dance around" announced Coach Rex at half time. "Just make sure I have enough to cover breakfast lunch and dinner for the week."

And so they did. Casualties galore. There was a ball somewhere to be found but reality was it was a second priority, even the thrower gave up on it.

Now to wash it down with the main, roast Dwarf !
- Brookesy
Jan. 16th, 2018
Yes it was good to be back thought Coach Rex.

Sure the result was what some called (and died for it) a bad loss, but they were of course mistaken.

Long term thinker and brainiac that he is, Rex had anticipated this and ensured that the team would get all the protein from mashed frog legs in round 2, the perfect thing to rejuvenate the senses.
- Brookesy
Jan. 10th, 2018
Coach Rex has been seeing nothing but red lately.

Emerging from a drunken stupor induced since the win of DKOK in WCL season 1 (and to forget that other team... FFS...) he has since paraded the return of DKOK to the WCLVille only to find, lo and behold, that people did not fling themselves at his feet.

Nay, they even addressed DKOK as, can you believe it, 'Runner's Up'.

Despicable that the media and commission should support such corruption and tom-foolery, clearly the only way to proceed is to unleash FIRE and FURY on all opponents!
- Brookesy
Tournaments played:
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
2nd place: W.C.L.



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