Dark Web Lurkers

Race:  Chaos Renegades
Coach:  Ratt
Description

 
Chaos Renegades logo
no custom team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
May 8th, 2018
Lurkers did not meet with Rex
Team management would like to deny the vicious rumours that they did in fact meet with Coach Rex of DKOK.

Allegations that this is the reason why Coach Rex failed to make an impact at DKOK’s final round game which lead to his team’s inability to make the finals are utterly false.

Rumours that they were interested in hiring Rex Jnr also proved false, although they did confirm Rex Jnr did try out for their team.

It turned out that his ability on the field was very much ‘fake news’ as he couldn’t catch the ball, couldn’t knock a Halfling down, and yelled out “Foul!!!” every time he committed one, this resulting in being sent off every game.

When asked to comment on his performance, team management declined to comment, but rumour is it that he would not be trusted to even pick up trash at the stadium...
- Ratt
 
 
Apr. 14th, 2018
Ai Suk fired
The new head coach of the Lurkers has been fired after failing to inspire the team to anything higher than a defeat.

The search for a new coach has begun, and is set to be sorted by the team the WCL Season 4 commences
- Ratt
 
 
Apr. 6th, 2018
We’re not that foul
Ai Suk was speaking with Media today, in regards to his contract renewal. After a lot of deflection, this is the best of what was left:

After reviewing the season’s footage thus far, the Dark Web Lurkers have caused 6 casualties from fouling, which has included two kills. Unfortunately there is no recorded data of how many fouls were committed per game until round seven.

The Lurkers will be back next season, complete in foul glory. Only this time, the stats will be collected. Our new motto will be hit em hard, hit em often, and don’t discriminate between those standing, and those laying down - we want to provide an inclusive environment for our opponents.

Our team will also be taking lessons in misdirection, as too many players are getting sent off.
- Ratt
 
 
Mar. 5th, 2018 - old news
Ai Suk Appointed Head Coach
The Dark Web Lurkers have appointed a new Head Coach due to the lack of confidence in Coach Ratt. The New Coach - Ai Suk will take the reigns in time for the Round 5 Clash.

Speaking with Reporters from reputable cabal vision networks, Ai Suk pointed out that "Only the truth would prevail" as soft reporters that pandered to "colourful personalities" did not work for such reputable cabal vision networks.

Ai Suk went on to say that "Nuffle alone placed me in the position to take the Dark Web Lurkers into a new direction. No longer shall we be a silly side note at the end of the season, but we will not be making a push for the finals this season either. We wish to build a champion team, not a team of champions."

When asked about the Nuffle placement, amid the claims of Coach Rex being the "Godslayer", Ai Suk merely pointed out that those reports were coming from such fake media news sources that pandered to personalities like Coach Rex.

Ai Suk continued "Not only is Nuffle alive and well, he has guided me into a position of power. I am currently in negotiations to get the Lurker v DKOK game broadcast live on a reputable cabal vision network to show all in the WCL that not only is Nuffle alive and well, but he also punishes those who speak out against Him, and reward those faithful."

Denying he was a prophet of Nuffle, Ai Suk declared he was a but a humble servant, faithful despite enduring hardship at Nuffle's hands, and a servant that had had enough of the Coach Rex Express...
- Ratt
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
none



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