Sex Panther

Race:  Amazon
Coach:  Watto
Description
Time to Bloodbowl up!

Their called Sex Panther, by Amazon, their illegal in 9 Old Worlds. They dress with bits of real Panther, so you know they are good. They're quite pungent.

They're formidable opponents, they'll sting their opponents.

They go like pure gasoline!

They've done studies on them. 60% of the time, they win every time!

Lets see if you can make this little kitty purr.

 
Sex Panther team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 26th, 2018
Girl on Girl Sex is Brutal
The Sex Panthers have taken on the other "ladies" of the league and found out the hard way that Forcs play much differently.

The Sex started well despite like they were on a Promo Tour, getting more fans to the game, however the extra fans did create a Riot to occur right at the start of the game. The incessant Pouring Rain may have aggravated the situation.

Despite the delayed start, the Sex were able to finally break through the Valkireez defence and camp deep in their backfield before scoring late in the half to lead 1-0.

In the second half, the rain seemed to be effecting the Valkireez attempts at collecting the ball, which gave the Sex a chance to get quickly at them and collect the free ball.

This seemed to anger the Valkireez though who started to make sure their hits counted, with many of the Sex players suffering horrendous injuries. The Sex persisted with the tricky conditions though and continually tried to throw the ball out of the reach of the Valkireez.

One attempt too much lead to their downfall though. The Sex cast a Rune of Unwilling Flight onto a potential Forc receiver, however it must have been an Orc made rune, as the Blitzer ended up in a better position still standing on her feet.

The Valkireez, having learnt from the Sex, managed to find their way with the ball in the rain and got the unlikely completion that lead to them securing a last gasp draw.

The Sex will now limp their way through the rest of the season with many players suffering horrific injuries that may just cruel any chances the Sex had of success.
- Watto
 
 
Feb. 25th, 2018 - old news
Sex is enjoyable in Praag
The Sex Panthers have managed to live up to their description of 60% of the time, winning every time after their round 5 match against the Praag Sewers.

Initially the Sex weren't sure if the Sewers were going to take the game seriously after going on a Promo Tour with their newly anointed Golden Boy Ryczx.

Once the game started and the Sex received, they quickly learnt that the Sewers were indeed serious as they Seriously Injured a Linewoman very early.

The Sex took a very measured approach to the drive though and pushed down along the walls of the Enclosed pitch. Whilst pushing along at a steady rate, they were also Knocking Out many Sewers players at a steady rate.

The Sex left it until late in the half to score and take the 1-0 lead, however this seemed to upset the Sewers fans who wanted to see lots of scoring for their Promo Tour. The Sewers Fans started a Riot which gave the Sewers some time to try and level, however the Sex were aware of the situation and snuffed out and late revival.

In the second half the Sewers tried to use their speed to their advantage swinging the ball from side to side and found themselves a gap to the line, however pushed too hard and stumbled over their own feet right as they were crossing into the endzone.

The Sex again took control of the ball and used the wall again for some added protection. When they felt they were in a solid position they paused for some Standing Offence. The pause hindered them though as they didn't hurt any Sewers players and had the ball turned over themselves.

The Sewers quickly gathered up the ball and went to pass it to a marked Gutter Runner with intentions of scooting well away from the Sex. However an Intercept from People Know Me, meant that the Sex regained the ball and were able to rush downfield themselves and score another TD before Coach Watto could give a Team Talk.

The game ended with that TD, next up for the Sex are traditional rival in Coach Frosthammer.
- Watto
 
 
Feb. 23rd, 2018 - old news
Sex disappointing in the end
Sex Panther have squandered opportunities to win their 3rd game in a row and have instead suffered a final seconds loss to the Pigskin Runners, falling 2-1 in the end.

Sex kicked off to their opponents and Blitzed right from the start, putting a lot of pressure on the Runners, getting in their face meant the Runners didn't have the freedom they were chasing and struggled to make much progress downfield.

The Sex were able to knock the ball free, however when they went to collect the ball, they weren't able to pick it up with the ball bouncing free to land in the hands of an unmarked catcher from the Runners who now had a clean run to the line and was able to get the Runners the lead despite it seeming unlikely in the beginning.

With some time still remaining in the first half, the Sex tried for a Long Pass to get the ball to an unmarked player of their own. However the pass was inaccurate and didn't fall to hand meaning the Sex would trail at the half.

The Sex were undeterred though and came out in the second half and quickly equaled the score with a mind to be able to hold up the Runners from the resulting kick-off.

The Sex were able to stifle the Runners drive again and after a couple of failed attempts to pick up the free ball, they found the Runners sneaking the ball deep into their end of the field. A failed GFI meant the Runners couldn't get the sneaky score they were after.

The ball was again free for the Sex and again a Long Pass was too much to ask for and the Sex fumbled the ball with only moments remaining.

The Runners were desperate though and were able to have a Blitzer GFI to get into the endzone, before their AG4 Blitzed went for it twice, picked up the ball in the a tackle zone and got the long pass away without any hiccups for the Runners to pull the unlikely win out in the end.

Next up for the Sex is another virgin team in the Praag Sewers.
- Watto
 
 
Jan. 31st, 2018 - old news
Sometimes hard is better for Sex
Sex Panther have survived what shaped as a treacherous match-up against the Erebor Rams on the Astrogranite Pitch.

Sex had more fans for the first time, however it was the Rams fans bringing the Off-Colour Chants trying to disrupt the play of Sex, luckily the Sex fans were louder.

The Rams received first and went about bashing their way to a solid position in the match. They caused a casualty with the first block of the game and Knocked Out a large number of Sex players prior to the remaining Sex players deciding that staying laying down may be better.

The Rams weren't satisfied with this approach and tried to foul the prone Sex players. Fortunately for the Sex players, the referee saw this and removed the Slayer culprit before any serious damage could be done.

Just prior to the Rams scoring the first TD, the Sex tried a desperate hit against an unsuspecting Rams lineman with the hit being so effective that they injured the lineman.

Sex had to set-up again prior to the halftime siren, and thanks to the use of a Bloodweiser Keg, they were able to encourage more players to return to the field. The Sex again went for a surgical strike on the Rams players and found the Rams other Slayer in range for a hit. This time the Astrogranite worked in the favour of Sex, helping to break the armour and leading to the Death of the Slayer.

In the second half the Sex again encouraged more of their players back onto the pitch and this time found themselves with the numbers advantage. With the new advantage, they made a break down the sideline.

The Rams tried a Kingmaker Play to stop the Sex drive, however they only slowed it momentarily, before the Sex was able to regain momentum and score.

With the scores level, Sex were desperate to turn the Rams over ASAP and Blitzed from the kick-off, however the Rams found renewed vigour and continued to Knock-out Sex players.

With little time remaining, Sex tried a desperate Blitz and dislodged the ball, from here they used Dogged Defence to ensure that even Prone players could have an effect on the ball which meant the Rams couldn't recover the ball.

Sex used this moment to secure the ball in a tackle zone and pass to a freed up linewoman who was able to scamper away out of reach of any Rams players. Once free, Sex was able to score in the dying moments to secure the unlikely win.
- Watto
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
none



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