BlueBloodz
Retired!
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Orc |
| Coach: |
DaBlackSkull |
Description
Fresh from his second place finish with Redrum Coach DaBlackSkull has brokered a deal with the Las Orculous Police Dept to offer thier members a chance at glory and an oppotunity to further release thier violent urges. Impressed from Redrums playing style they are eager to get to training and further embrace the way of the Orc.
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Sep. 30th, 2018 - old news |
Rd 6 time for sum more Orc on Orc action Coach DaBlackSkull is pleased with the performance of his squad so far in the WCL competition, the orc law enforcement officers have taken to the play book quite well and were even able to overcome the smell when playing the Fungus and get the job done.
The next opponent is the Orc Women, while quite experienced we are sure they will be overawed by a squad of Orcs in Uniform and proceed to forget their game plan.
Although is has to be said that Male orcs are not afraid of an angry Female orc but one that is attracted to them is frightening as hell.
Captain Lt Grank Dreaden attended the team press conference and was quoted saying "“It's true wot dey say – ‘Cops and Orc woman don mix’. It's like eating a spoonful of
Drano. Sure it'll cleans you out, but it'll leaves you hollow inside." |
| - DaBlackSkull |
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| July 20th, 2018 - old news |
Rd 2 ding ding ding DaBlackSkull was pleased with the teams first match, they were challenged by the nuffle haters and their unconventional game style swapping out the ball to force a touchback and then handing the ball to their president and founding member (also a Minotaur). Thanks to some carefully placed steaks on the pitch the Minotaur regularly resorted to his primal instincts and forgot about the game until he was finally put down to eat some dirt and lost the ball.
Unfortunately Kill Krissom will be missing the next match after a rouge crowd member hurled a lump of limestone from the bleachers, the apothecary rushed onto the pitch and managed to heal his injury but as he is not the brightest chump he put all his weight on Krissoms leg and broke it, he will return but he will never run right again.
Next up the Dark Web Lurkers, they are bigger and more experienced but the BlueBloodz are up for it .
Team Captain attended a press conference prior to the match stating " It'z a topsy-turvy wurld, and mabee de problemz of two teamz don't amount to a hill of beanz. But dis is our hill. And dese arrr our beanz!" |
| - DaBlackSkull |
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| May 24th, 2018 - old news |
The Time of the ORC has come Inspired by the flailing failure of DKOK Coach DaBlackSkull has stepped into the void taking advantage of all the Orcs out there that don't want the shame of being drafted by DKOK, Further more all the players currently selected have experience in Law enforcement so they know how to take em down.
The Star Thower and captain of the team Lt Grank Dreadon has proven his class when commenting on the upcoming season,
“I'm sur dat we can handl this situaton maturly, jus like da responsibl orcs dat we arrr. Isn't dat rite, Mr. Poopy Pants?”
Coach DaBlackSkull looks forward to more success with a REAL ORC TEAM :) |
| - DaBlackSkull |
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