Orange Zoggerz
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Description
"We score wif broken bones and shattered teef!"
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| Apr. 4th, 2025 |
All the pain, no gain What a match! When one thinks of 'on the edge, chair gripping' Blood Bowl, you will forever think Orange Zoggerz after this season. Varag was a no show, a waste of good media, but his spirit was there in the form of Fungus the Loon! Short jokes aside, there was nothing 'short' about the blood letting and bone breaking he caused. Two seriously injured, and several knock outs thanks to that spinning-top of mayhem, keeping The Blorks second guessing every move and in a state of panic for the entire match. As Nuffle would have it, with some freak luck and a pressure cooker of a clock ticking down, we saw the end with a 2:1 victory to The Blorks. With Round 6 over, and the Orange Zoggerz sitting 7th on the ladder, one final match remains to determine their fate. Will the underdog new comers prove themselves great enough to go toe to toe with the elite for the WCL S17 Cup? Or, will Hijos De Rata knock da boyz down to the Community Shield league? Tickets are on sale now for Tuesday 8th April at Beyond Odyssey Stadium! We are still yet to see a pitch invasion! Don't let the refs have all the fun and bring all your pointiest objects for the audience participation after half time. See you on the pitch! |
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| Mar. 15th, 2025 |
Teething Pains They are back, sports fans! What could only be described as "teething pains" while the club settled its inner conflicts, has finally shown the fruit of its labors once more. With the 2:1 victory against the Heralds of Hashut, the Zoggerz are once again back in the running to make it to the semi-finals. Though, some scars will linger longer for a select few, another was not so fortunate. But that is why we go to see the games! What's Blood Bowl without a few fatal beatings?! Even Shagrot lived up to his word by dispensing the first injury from the Zoggerz side, avenging Grimshaw's niggling injury suffered moments before. Interviews with fans after the match all shared similar emotions and comment, all of which are looking forward to even more bloodshed in the Round 6 match up. All shades of green are expected to show. If our studio wizard forecasters are correct, we could be seeing an end of match WAAARGH!! along the nearby pub strips.
With the impending match between the Orange Zoggerz and The Blorks only a few days out, news has travelled fast that Varag Ghoul-Chewer has been signed on yet again! Hopefully this time we will have a performance more noteworthy to write about, unlike the Solar Eagles fiasco. When confronted, Varag shared his true feelings with us; "This time, I'll be showin' dose gitz exactly why we are da biggest and da strongest. Unlike those pointy eared elf tricksters! Orcses don't back down from a fight!"
Monday Night, 6:30pm, at Beyond Odyssey! Don't forget to bring your sharpest throwables for the anticipated fan participation event! Tickets are selling fast! |
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| Mar. 10th, 2025 |
Over the Hill Down hill that is, sports fans. After the Zoggerz' 4-2 defeat at the hands of the Solar Eagles, the Zoggerz have been forced to take a hard look at their roster and coaching staff. In a daring last grab, the teams ranks have been filled out with Shagrot "Heart-stoppa" joining the team as their newest #6. Shagrot has stated that he "has no plans to let another weaker runt take this number" from him, and will "show 'em who's boss" when referring to the amount of skulls he plans to cave in by season's end. Looking to the future of the club, Steelhelm's Sporting Emporium has been signed as an ongoing sponsor, believing there is much unrefined potential and many more drop out talents destined for other teams. With three more matches to go before we get into the final leg, can the Zoggerz score themselves a top ranking position against the forecaster's odds? Or will this be just the beginning for a longer story to unfold over seasons to come?
Our next match up against the Heralds of Hashut will take place Thursday night at 6pm at your local stadium, Beyond Odyssey. We have been stock piling those throwables, without a pitch invasion to be seen! Lets hope we have a rowdier crowd with us this time. |
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| Feb. 18th, 2025 - old news |
Bad Blood I don't know what Blood Bowl you were watching last week, but I know I was invested in a mighty show down between an immovable object and another immovable object... both unable to move the other... you know what I mean. The draw between the Orange Zoggerz and Burning Sensations (1:1) was not without it's edge of your seat struggles, with both sides defying odds and embracing Nuffle's chaos equally. Even the spectators couldn't bring themselves to walk away and miss how the game would end.
That evening, harsh grunting and orcish shouting could be heard from the Zoggerz' locker room, and word has it that their newest recruit had not been "pulling his weight" since being hired as part of the Orcidas contract. This conflict seemed to follow post match with a statement given to the press by Gorax Jawbreaker that "Ugluk "Grave-filler" has been traded to a new team of similar experience to help further his career. In exchange, Flimflam "Grub-squasher" has been drafted as our Number #12, and the hiring of additional assistant coaches will all go a long way in solidifying an unstoppable rest of season".
The Orange Zoggerz are set to play the Solar Eagles this Thursday at 2:00pm at Cannington Good Games, along side The Wight Fangs and Ass-Guardians to open our Round 4 of the WCL Season 17! And as always; don't forget to pack extras of your favored throwable items for that potential mid-game viewer participations. |
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