Kimberley Krocs
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Description
Straight from the muddy waters of the Ord to the muddy fields of Nuffl, the Krocs are gearing up to take a bite out of the competition!
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Oct. 25th, 2024 - old news |
Do Not Feed the Saurus Visitors to the Kimberley Kroc Farm are reminded that we have a strict NO FEEDING policy on all residents. They are all kept well-fed, and do not require any supplemental nutrition.
We ask this as when fed non-standard diets, the residents have a tendency to develop tastes that are nutritionally suboptimal and difficult to accommodate. It can also result in aggressive behaviour on the pitch.
While the administration understands the desire to see our residents succeed, elf meat is not nutritionally adequate for an adult Saurus. |
| - Finn |
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| Aug. 23rd, 2024 - old news |
WARNING: Skinks Bite All staff, Commissioners and general visitors to the Kimberley Kroc Farm are warned that the skinks have been displaying unusual levels of aggression in recent days. Farm staff are working to find the source of the issue as quickly as possible.
It is recommended that all appendages and body parts are kept at least 1 metre from the skink enclosure at all times. Any costs associated with apothecary treatment of lacerations or missing limbs due to skink aggression are the responsibility of the individual as per the Farm Entrance Waiver.
Entirely unrelatedly, if at any point you feel an uncharacteristic sense of hunger for biomass or desire to submit to the Hive Mind, please vacate the skink area immediately and let Farm staff know. |
| - Finn |
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| Aug. 17th, 2024 - old news |
Kroxigor Reading Materials Visitors to the Kimberley Kroc Farm are reminded that giving the kroxigors reading materials is currently against farm rules.
In particular, once we figure out who has been giving them feminist theory, this person or persons will be banned. Just this morning our staff removed copies of Whipping Girl, Gender Trouble, and Stone Butch Blues from Nibb'l's enclosure.
Seriously, it's bad enough that Nibb'l knows about the patriarchy now. We do not need him to know about the gender binary, and if he learns what transmisogyny is then he's going to get all upset about it like he did after he read The Second Sex. |
| - Finn |
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